Pompeo 

A sweltering, moist, most pungent, heaping pile (entire toiled bowl) of maggot infested, TKO inducing, defecation.

A yuge, big ol' pile of shit that just won't flush. The likings of which, the world outside of the USA, has never been seen before.

As a co-worker leaves the men's rooms, one comments: "That guy looks like he just took a humongous Pompeo. He is dripping in sweat!"

That Pompeo was enough to blow the doors off the men's restroom at the Golden Corral.

I heard a guy taking a massive Pompeo in the bathroom. It sounded like someone breathing heavily and dumping a 5 gallon Bucket 'O Meatballs in the toilet. I couldn't escape soon enough.

This nasty ass dude in the bathroom just sneeze farted a huge Pompeo. It smells so bad, I felt like a hostage until I could exited. Look that's him!

Pompeo by solidarity1982 January 6, 2021

Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

Pooperage by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021

slow Pompeo lobster boil 

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.

We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.

slow Pompeo lobster boil by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Poopee 

Having a poo and a pee at the same time.

Example...

Guy #1: Dude, I totally need a number 1 and 2 on the toilet...

Guy #2: Oh, you mean 'poopee.'

Poopee by Reddyyyy October 26, 2010

Closet Pooper 

A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.

Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.

Closet Pooper by Muckers August 8, 2006

poopenfarten 

How Germans say toilet

Hey I have to use the poopenfarten

poopenfarten by Poopenfarten July 22, 2020

get pooped on 

It means you have beat someone really bad at something usually video {another phrase for get raped}

you beat a kid bad at a game and you say get pooped on

get pooped on by Wes thefkn ninja January 6, 2008