politician

Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In Britain politicians are not so much 'elected' as 'selected'. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a venere of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan's wings.

Labour, Conservative & Liberal - Britian's political Unholy Trinity.

Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

Politicianed

When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.

Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"

by okayman March 1, 2012

Keyboard Politician

Someone who thinks they know everything about politics and usually butts in whenever there's a political discussion brought up online, you'll find these scum on forums such as Reddit, 4chan, & on other social media such as Instagram, Facebook & Youtube.

Rob: I think Reasonable Doubt is one of the greatest albums ever that talks about the ghetto
Josh: White people caused the ghetto in the 1st place
Rob: Why the fuck are you bringing this shit up

Josh: Because what the government did was terrible
Rob: You don't even know this shit you keyboard politician

by SkkkrtSkrt July 3, 2017

politicians

ah they're all nuts!

"theeeeeeeeeeeey're poop!"

politicians are lying scum assholes

by they're fuckin scam-artists September 25, 2005

politicians

Disgusting bunch of dirty pig felchers.

Life would be so much better without politicians and celebrities.

by fuckyou March 24, 2007

career politician

A person who approaches to politics as a profession. A person who's in politics to make money and/or to have power.
For them, making the world a better place is secondary or immaterial.

Hillary Clinton calling Bernie Sanders a "career politician" is beyond infuriating.

by Undina Vaga April 22, 2020

Politician

1. A person that thinks they can help the society that they view themselves superior to, and often have forgotten they were once a part of it. Technically a Buster

Most People that run for President or are President, are politicians.

by Birdman3132 March 16, 2007