potatoe

a tall masculine man who can get your pants off by sending the right string of emojis this lad sends potatoes instead of nudes and you'll still masturbate about it

mmm look at the absolute potatoe I'm salivating at the thought of him

by The real datboi May 28, 2021

Potatoe

A sussy vegetable

Yum! Backed potatoes!

by Medusa 88 March 20, 2023

potatoë

Someone who eats and sleeps a lot, hates most people in general, has no sense of fashion or popularity. Not to be confused with potatoes, who just are super lazy and fat but love to be around people

That weird kid at school is probably a potatoë, I wouldn’t know since she won’t talk to anyone and hates social interaction

by KurooDaddy November 2, 2020

Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

potatoe fuck

when you tag someone with a grenade in Gears of War.

You just got potatoe fucked

by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.

Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.

by giorgio M April 30, 2005

Potatoe Chipped

When a couple is having intercourse and the male comes to the climax and sprays his juicy goodness over his partners chest, they let it dry and the male will peel the delicious dried goodness and makes his partner eat it.

-Dude what did you do last night?
--Oh I just hung out with this girl
-Really what did you guys do have sex?
--Well I Potatoe Chipped her now she doesnt wanna see me anymore :/

by PKourChamp December 20, 2010