Potapenis

a potato that looks like a penis

I just love your potapenis in my mouth

by 123456789asfghj June 5, 2014

Potogeris

The study of squishing Play-Doh town until it is flat and then poking millions of holes in it

Someone walks up to you with something behind their back they pull it out and Shout here have a potogeris

by Kissmyassmonkeyfucker September 19, 2018

The Postage Stamp

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.

"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."

by Justin George Mitchell III March 26, 2008

Inglewood Portage

The act of multiple community members lifting a mattress and moving it to a new location within the community.

I needed to move down the road so we did the Inglewood portage and I can sleep in my digs tonight

by Teflon rabbit June 11, 2018

Potate

1. n. - The act of being a potato.
2. adj. - Being similar to a potato

1. Potatoes will potate underneath the sun.

2. John just sat there being potate, watching television all day.

by elofan January 22, 2011

Potate

–verb (used without object), -tat·ed, -tat·ing
1. the action of doing nothing;
2. like vegetate ... but more starchy.
3. What couch potatoes do.

I'm gonna just sit back and potate.

I've been potating all day, I really should go do something productive.

In lieu of getting more exercise, rosie o'donnell potated her way to obesity

At the end of a long day, I like to come home and potate the night away

by LocoPolloEnFuego June 27, 2011

Portagee

Derogatory term used by whites (specifically Anglo-Saxons of New England) when referring to a person of Portugese decent.

I come from a town in Massachusetts that ain't got nothing but a bunch of Portagees runnin' around.

by Jimmy Jinglebells June 24, 2010