The Position

A grown man that lives in his parents basement well into his adult life, usually with a cum filled sock underneath his bed.

I asked Joe what he would be doing this weekend and he said assuming The Position in his parent's basement.

by dick_bagge May 20, 2010

position

If you see preferably a girl bending down, you say P, then the first letter in the girls name. Let's say it's a girl named Yuni, then you say: PY (Position Yuni). If you don't know the name of the girl you just say P

Or you could say P and the first letter in that persons job, like teacher; PT. And so on

Aleks: On my left, PJ
Jonas: That's just hot

by relaxo June 2, 2005

Positives

Persons who are diagnosed with a STD infection.

If you have herpes, your ass belongs on MeetPositives.com not Match!

by Chicagojack August 9, 2018

For positive

The state of being more than "for sure." Normally used as a reply to a question when someone is more than sure about something; when they are positive about it.

"Jordan is really hott!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm for positive."

by Jordan88 July 23, 2008

positate

the act of making an action positive, therefore indicating acceptance, approval, or affirmation

Positate the negative!

by Muffin May 13, 2005

positivity

Weed, gunja, Puuf-puff, La-La, Grass, tweed, sticky

Tempress gets high off "positivity."

by Smoke Dogg May 13, 2005

positiveness

(n.) the state or concept of being lighthearted, positive, and/or Kelly.

"she has come to positiveness through her community service." "she could use a little bit more positiveness in her life right about now."

by youknowwho2019291 April 27, 2009