Poseidon's kiss

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Neptune's Poseidon Powder

Crushed clam shells.

I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.

by We are at Harvard University. January 15, 2019

Poseidown

When a professional swimmer is drowning. Poseidon resembles the king of the sea and is not supposed to drown.

Micheal Phelps is drowning. Poseidown! Poseidown!

by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

Poseidon Powder

Cocaine

Mmmm I could use some Poseidon Powder at the party

by Mmewlisa January 22, 2019

Ice Poseidon

Paul Denino, otherwise known as Ice Poseidon, is a some-what relevant livestreamer who used to stream on Twitch.TV until he got Swatted on a plane at the Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix, Arizona, which soon resulted in Denino getting permanently banned from the site for "giving out his location" on-stream. Because of this, Denino now streams on YouTube and has his own website, browser extension and app. He is also well known for having strange tourrette's syndrome-like tics which he denies the existence of when asked.

Though Ice Poseidon is not racist himself, the fanbase he has loves to race-bait. This is why he's commonly associated with the TriHard emote.

Cx in the chat.

by OfficiallyGoodenough August 24, 2017