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Porta Potties

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
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Portia

Portia is the sweetest girl you will ever meet! She is very caring and Is protective for her friends. Portia makes her boyfriend feel like the most special person on the world and she makes sure he is okay all the time and is not shy, if anything she is over-confident and is very funny. But if you treat her wrong she will no tollerate it and will get very angry and pissed off. She has people that will stick up for her and she will always win. In two words, Shes amazing
Boy 1-Omg dude.. That portia girl is just so crazy.., i love it and i'm gonna make her mine!

Boy2- i told her she was horrible and all her mates jumped in and made me look like a fool and a dick! Jheez
by Batman1000000 January 4, 2015
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Porter Robinson

(aka the shit)
Porter Robinson is a a North Carolina DJ who, despite being only 19, has risen to fame very quickly.
He is one of the best DJ's to walk to this planet with his variety of styles. He primarily produces in the electro house genre, but has recently begun working with dubstep and moombahton as well.

He has released a variety of original singles on Glamara Records/Massive 808s and Big Fish Recordings. His first single, "Say My Name", was an enormous success, landing at #1 on Beatport's Electro-House chart. In the summer of 2011 he signed with OWSLA, a new label operated by Skrillex to release his first EP entitled Spitfire. Spitfire reached the number one spot on the albums chart a day after its release on Beatport.

As a DJ, he has toured internationally and performed alongside artists including Deadmau5, Tiesto, David Guetta, LMFAO, Skrillex, Diplo, Moby, Afrojack, Dada Life, Gareth Emery, Felguk and many more.

He is also EXTREMELY attractive and probably one of the hottest DJ's currently on the scene.
kid #1 - have you listened to Porter Robinson's new album
kid #2 - Hellz yeah i have, he is an AMAZING dj!
by heart7297 October 5, 2011
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porter potty shit

a shit that you take and it builds up in one place in the toilet bowl so that it rises above the surface in a mountain like shape
Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
by BBBalla10 January 3, 2009
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popular parties

parties that popular kids that no one cares about get invited to just to talk about unpopular kids, drink, get high, fuck, and make out because they finally notice that they are jackasses
Unpopular kid 1: popular parties are gay!

Unpopular kid 2: Why?

Unpopular kid 1: Because they are just parties with popular people. And they don't think about inviting regular people.
by dancinboy49 October 18, 2010
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pootiegram

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex
He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"
by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006
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Pootie shickle

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.
A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.
by gaybija October 7, 2019
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