softcore pornography

Porn without the "porn" in it.
Basically way less vague and often looked on as beautiful or art.

"It's designed to a visual aphrodisiac – a seduction. It typically contains nude/semi-nude actors involved in love scenes."
"Softcore pornography does not contain explicit depictions of vaginal or anal penetration, cunnilingus, fellatio and ejaculation."

So i was watching this show on --- and there was some softcore porn (softcore pornography) in it, i looked over and my girl looked like she was enjoying it a "little" too much.

by Pesco (Pablo Escobar) March 3, 2016

pornography

1) educational programming recommended junior high students who need to see how its done

2) a collection of dvd's stored in your dad's closet marked 'baby pictures'

1) Emily and Jack ate carrots as they watched pornography.
2) Yes.. this is a boring box of baby pictures.. please do not open this box..

by jimmy huynh March 2, 2003

pornicorn

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.

"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"

by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006

Pornipotent

An individual who possesses an infinite amount of pornographic-technique related knowledge.

Dirivative of the word: Omnipotent.

I remember when Mr. Chedders told me what Chilli-Doggin' was, Hes clearly Pornipotent.

by Danzo June 11, 2004

The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as.

2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.

1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph."

2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"

by DemonDes March 24, 2008

Pornographic Memory

The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.

Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.

by palistimatos April 5, 2012

porniac

someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive

i bet he is a porniac

by Bob June 11, 2004