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coffee poaching

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!
by twowheeler1300 April 25, 2011
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Posching Off

The act of Jerking off while playing X-Box or any other video game.
My girlfriend left me because she said I was posching off to Halo too much.

After I made the final kill I was so excited that I had to posch off.

While playing Call of Duty I always like to posch off.

My controller is still sticky from when I posched off yesterday.
by legalizeweed April 1, 2010
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Poaching the King's Deer

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.
"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"
by KnightWrite March 14, 2013
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porchin' it

When you and your friends go to a friends house and sit on their front porch and smoke endless amounts of marijuana
:)
Steven:Hey dude what are you doin?
Ryan: Not much man just porchin' it.
Steven:Ah hell yeah? ill be there in a minute
Michael:im comin to nigga!
by Steven O... September 12, 2006
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Farmville Poaching

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.
Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."
by P titties October 18, 2009
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perching

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.
Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!
by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011
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table poaching

The act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a "seat yourself" lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. This usually happens during a dinner-rush.

This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.
Server 1: " My table is just about to leave, they're getting their coats on. I just have to ring-up a Mastercard, and I can clear it off..."

Server 2: "Too late. Check out the dude at the entrance. Definitely table poaching. He's making a bee-line to 106. Aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there."
by disgruntledserver December 4, 2010
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