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Opposition Defiant Disorder

A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:

# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive

Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\
by DR January 27, 2005
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The Ogden Opposition

When a guy likes a girl and does everything in his power no matter how strange, stubborn or ridiculous, to keep the attention of said girl to himself even if she isn't interested in him or is just a huge flirt and everyone knows it. This can often manifest itself in awkward and confrontasional situations.
Guy to friend: did you see john last night? He wasted the whole party playing the Ogden opposition to keep jane all to himself but she's totally not into him.
by Lnnvnhllywd November 4, 2009
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oppositioner

A fallen angel. An enetie, realted to the works of satan, whos purpose is to give individuals the option of death or infinite torture on judgment day. A judge of the damned. menchened in the dead sea scrolls.
(rough translation hebrew- english) And satan spake unto him, "oppositioner, all are ariving, all are on track. stir the sins of their rivers and all shallt die for him. judge them this day in the eyes of your lord and of your selve"
by thr truth March 8, 2011
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preposition

To, from, on, et cetera.
“A preposition is something you shouldn’t end a sentence with.”
by Victor Van Styn September 1, 2005
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oppositionstration

a group of people that you don’t like
Oh my god guys, look at those people over there, they are our oppositionstration.
by francis garcia-franny2 May 10, 2022
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Preposition

A grammar term that you do understand except for it's taboo use at the end of sentences.

It's actually not that taboo.
"Where's my preposition at?"
"I've seen that preposition before."
"What is a preposition atop?"
by T. Barr June 30, 2008
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The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.
Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
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