poovertime

To go for a poo during worktime, therefore being paid for it.
So by working extra hours for money you are doing overtime, by taking a dump in work hours you are earning poovertime.

you can work out your average poovertime rate by taking your hourly rate and dividing by 6 (assuming an average 10 minute " visit"). For example, you earn £15 an hour, your average poovertime rate is £2.50 .

" dude, where have you been for the last 10 miutes, its really busy in the office today"
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" Been on poovertime and earned £2,50"

by supranomicon October 1, 2012

poosession

An instance where a large, dark entity (poop) takes control of and wreaks havoc upon the body and life of those that house said force. It is extremely dangerous for the entity to remain within the body and needs to be removed before internal damage can occur. Often accompanied by altered personality, manic behavior, sweating, and supernatural odors.

My girlfriend thought I was behaving violently and felt it necessary to contact a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out to be a poosession .

by dudecat June 18, 2014

Poovery

inappropriate and overt behaviour towards a samesex personage

That boozer is a den of Poovery

by Fog June 13, 2003

poove

A practitioner of poovery.

Simon, you are a poove.

by Dunc! September 25, 2005

prooves

When you maked prooves if someone shoots you with a DM Boat, they are obviously cheets.

Kid idiot u're stupid noob I MAKED PROOVES for crazybob forums

by miG^ December 14, 2008

Pooesta

An early-afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.

Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

by JettSkyler April 29, 2011

Exception that proves the rule

A desperation tactic used in an argument or debate whereby proof of the speaker's wrongness is somehow held up by the speaker as proof of his rightness.

Manny: I utterly hate homosexuals. They are an affront to God and man. Except for Rick Astley. I could go down on THAT guy all night! I'd same-sex marry him in a heartbeat.

Moe: I thought you said you hated homosexuals?

Manny: Well, he's the exception that proves the rule.

by Rev. Nørb June 17, 2010