Poolside

To dive into an investment with money you cannot afford to lose without thinking it through.

The market is broken so I will poolside $10,000 on pretty ponies. When lambo?

by VEVEVERSE January 10, 2022

Poobsh

A person who gets great pleasure in delivering a silent fart

Whilst travelling in the escalator I could smell something horrible - it has to be a 'Poobsh'

by Bimblam December 29, 2007

pools closed

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

by Teqonix September 7, 2008

The Pootsa

N. Literally means "The Stink" in Italian. A Pootsa is a comical, most often harmless mishap/misfortune, extremely hilarious in nature from an outsider's perspective. To be Pootsad is a fate commonly suffered by Grace in almost all outing instances

Getting rorted in Thailand by the same taxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa

by The Maggots March 19, 2010

Poohsticks

a game in which two or more participants each drop a stick simultaneously into a running body of water on the upsteam side of a bridge; the winner is the person who's stick first appears on the other side (or alternately, crosses the pre-established finish line first). The game was first documented in 'The House at Pooh Corner' by A. A. Milne.

For Spencer's birthday, we're going to find a bridge and play Poohsticks!

by HappyBdaySpencer June 6, 2010

cheesy poofs

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.

"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Poofsie

When you think you gotta poop but its just a fart.

I really gotta go poop Joey, (farts), nevermind it was just a poofsie.

by Sirburger March 9, 2011