poot

A a sudden passing of gas that is neither heard or smelled, but can be felt as a bubble in the back of one's jeans.

Sitting in class, Jeremy was glad that no one had noticed him poot, but was still uncomfortable with the gas left in his pants.

by darles chickens January 7, 2010

Poot

A word used to describe a person that is skilled at picking things up with their foot.

"Yo can you grab that pencil I dropped for me"

"I dont want to"
"My hands are full and besides, you are such a poot"

by pootmaster May 12, 2022

Poot

An onomatopeic expression that is the only way to describe the noise made when a small rodent spontaneously combusts.

Poot! -mouse bursts into ball of flames-

by Tazar The Yoot June 28, 2008

Poot

An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.

After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.

by Mr. Dwayne May 22, 2005

Poot

When you spill the milk and theres a little bit of brown in it and time freezes

My dog pooted i think

by bungiser July 9, 2021

Poots

Armenian slang term, usually vulgar, for the vagina. Similar to the English use of the word, "pussy."

Dzri poots g'uzem. (I want free pussy)

by Tkhmar November 13, 2006

Poot

Poot is your local basement dweller. She was trapped until the age of 17 and now lives in a sewer occasionally making her way to the red carpet every once in a while. (Actually a picture gone wrong of Demi Lovato)

Oh god you look exactly like poot the basement dweller!

by Fquigs March 8, 2017