Pootash

A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.

Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.

"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"

by yehnwutuhvapoptash October 22, 2011

Pootash

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

by Mr Whippy January 9, 2004

Pootaster

A dumb reading of a very noraml phrase. From scrabble.

"oh... haha.... pootaster... I get it"

"it's poo-taster", retard.

by Elliott P February 9, 2008

pootash

muppet twat loser pussy
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter

you a fucked up sweaty poohtash
up yours fucking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash

by andy pope April 19, 2008

pootmaster

a word for a guy who gets a lot of girls and has sex with them.

see also poot

nick: did u get them girls

sam: yeah son

nick:your a true pootmaster

by G.I kern April 27, 2011

Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018

Pootserstoop

(POOT-ser-stoop) n: a particularly lovely vagina

"Yo, that chick you hooked up with last night was fine as hell, right?"
"Hell yeah. I mean I thought she was hot, but I ain't know she had a pootserstoop."
"Bruh, for real?"

by Axenukkapoon December 16, 2019