Sleep paralysis

Literally the scariest shit ever

Me - here a certain person gave me sleep paralysis all that time ago.
Person - no I didn't show me evidence
Me - ok, it's literally the scariest shit ever

by Petition Against Dosages May 30, 2017

commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.

Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!

by YAWA January 4, 2019

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A scary ass thing that appears in your sleep and makes you appear to be paralyzed in fear.

My sleep paralysis demon is furless tickle me elmo

by The real light buzzyear June 25, 2020

dog paralysis

When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him

“Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis”

by Doggydoggydog December 13, 2019

Sleep Paralysis

Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you

I got sleep paralysis again

by Marcksjs November 13, 2021

scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016

analysis paralysis

over thinking something.

analysis paralysis set in after 2 hours of trying to make sense of the system.

by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009