poopterd 

A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.

Did you see his new car? That poopterd has no air conditioning.

poopterd by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

do you like to poopsterbate bby? 

Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

do you like to poopsterbate bby? by TheStanners April 18, 2014

Poopaper 

Nasty ass toilet paper, mainly at work, that has finger prints of the asshole before you that got their finger dirty while wiping and left their mark behind for you to discover.

After relieving my self in the bathroom at work, I reached over to find out that there was poopaper.

Poopaper by dnizzle 69 October 7, 2009

poopster 

Variation of the word "puppy". "Puppy" becomes "poopy", and therefore "poopy" becomes "poopster" by the nature of human beings to add a -ster at the end of everything.

The poopster is out there chasing her tail.

poopster by Ken December 25, 2003

Poopster 

A gay, little emo kid who is on the feminine side and likes anal sex (receiving it)

Oh Man that josh is such a POOPSTER

Poopster by Ryan Heckard November 19, 2006

Poonater 

A description of ones roomates, usually in reference to gangly musicians and/or Star Wars retards.

"Man, have you met my poonaters? All they listen to is Star Wars techno."

Poonater by Twileklovin' December 29, 2009

poopsterbate 

Invented in the year 10,567 BC by a scribe named Rich Siegel, this form of self-amusement has a long storied yet secret history. Sort of like the Masons and their lore, but people don't talk about it as much. From ancient times, people have been sexually aroused by their own poop and pleasured themselves in various ways while pooping, to further enhance the experience.

"I'm sorry I'm late," said Rich. "I had to poopsterbate in the bathroom again."

poopsterbate by happy bun bun May 14, 2014