Ponymeister 

Someone that takes multiple trips to the toilet during the day for a dump and takes great pride in the amount of times they go.

My friend goes to the toilet 2 or 3 times a day and tells me he needs a pony, when he comes back he is really pleased with himself and looks forward to his next visit. To be a {ponymeister} you must be a frequent toilet visitor and share your pony stories with friends with pride.

Ponymeister by DaveySmith October 9, 2016

poomeistress 

A poomeistress is a poomeister who fails to attain luck and is just stuck with feces beneath their fupa and nothing to do other than eat it.

"It is really sad that Tre's attempt to be a poomeister failed. Now he has to face the shame of being a poomeistress."

poomeistress by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 16, 2021

poopmastergod 

The poop master, the ruler of fecal matter.

poopmastergod

poopmastergod by Frank Fart Chalk May 7, 2021

Hoopmeister

A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”

One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .

See that Tarquin , he’s a proper Hoopmeister, so he is .

Hoopmeister by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

OMEGALOL.GIGACHAD.FF15.POGMEISTER 

A true gamer one that stands the tests of both time and loyalty/

He was an OMEGALOL.GIGACHAD.FF15.POGMEISTER for calling into work sick so that he could game with his mates instead.

OMEGALOL.GIGACHAD.FF15.POGMEISTER by HiredSapper August 9, 2022