Poominate

To sit and think deeply about something whilst in the act of pooing or to ruminate while you poo.

I had to come up with a solution, but I was having a mental block. I needed to poominate on this for a while.

by Fox Hunt February 25, 2013

Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013

poopnaner

if you were at cross camp 2021, you know lol poopnaner… my friends took some bananas and brownies back to their dorm in their bag. There isn’t much to explain but when i came to the dorm there was brownie and toilet paper all over the banana. Then, you know that hysterical laugh where you and your friends are laughing at something so stupid that you can’t breath and tears just start coming out and then somehow your screaming but then you can’t breath again and you’re laughing like your abt to die. that’s how we were laughing. to be fair we were all sleep deprived but yeah.

“poopnaner”

by hskajcidbbfskh December 3, 2021

Poopette

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.

"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."

by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010

Poopsnake

A slender turd similar in shape and size to that of a snake.

After noticing MCHammer camping people for extended periods of time, Ice thought he was quite the poopsnake.

by SearyxZek September 13, 2003

poopetite

When you suddenly lose the need or urge to poop, not due to constipation.

"I was so nervous, I lost my poopetite."

"I often lose my poopetite in movie restrooms."

"I need some coffee and a cigarette. I lost my poopetite."

by naynug June 12, 2014

Poopenfarten

A meme tranlation of a word toilet from German. The only place it is used in is one meme template.
Plural: Poopenfartens

Tourists: Are public toilets good in germany?
Guide: In Germany we call them Poopenfartens.

by Lebigflood June 8, 2020