Poopdick

When you have anal sex and you pull out, and your wiener is covered in poop. hence poop dick.

Hey mike what did you do last night?
I was with your mom and got poopdick.
Oh, You Mother Fucker!

by buttsex fagstick January 16, 2011

poopdicker

when one has recently had anal sex.

john just slammed his girlfriends ass, what a poopdicker

by Tim March 9, 2005

Poopdick

Your cock after anal sex w/ male/female. Usually covered in stuff.

Alan- I just got back from my girlfriend's.
Matt- I bet you have poopdick then.

by McPoopdic34 February 28, 2009

Poopdick

1. After having anal sex having ones dick covered in poop

2. A male who has anal sex with more than 10 people

3. A person (usually male) who 'shits' on everything

(for #1) "Dude I was fuckin Ashley in the ass and when I pulled my dick was covered in shit"

(for #2) "Dude Kyle just fucked another bitch in the ass that puts him at 11"

(for #3) "Dude nick daniels is such a poopdick, whenever were somewhere, he just makes everything so much worse, he just shits on everything"

by lcn2009 May 3, 2009

Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.

Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."

by Hexus525 December 30, 2007

poopdicker

A fag who's always putting his dick in other people's shit.

George W. is a big giant poopdicker.

by Guy who's not a poopdicker September 24, 2005

Poopdick

A insult given to people who are generally being dickish while also being a shitty person. A general use of the word is calling out a sore loser, it can also be used towards jealous people.

Note: You can be a dick while also being a good person.

Person 1: I almost had you! The lag got me!
Person 2: Quit being a poopdick, you just suck.

by BlueMelon January 25, 2015