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pornite

a particularly attractive geologic specimen that upon expert examination provides a uniquely or strikingly well articulated lithographic expression, mineralization, or other geochemical condition
As the geologist scanned the unusual outcrop his eyes fell on an exceptionally gorgeous specimen. With chisel and hammer in hand, he moved to carefully separate the country rock from the sample he knew others in the office would admire with great enthusiasm. This went far beyond basic bornite; this qualified as genuine pornite!
by AJECGHII August 6, 2009
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Pooniferous

A middle aged transvestite clown that lives in an old 1960s burgundy trailer. Pooniferous is an odd thing that eats children and male semen, but can spawn a fetus from its mouth. He likes to lather himself in peanut butter and likes to make sculptures of his victims with the remaining peanut butter. He is also known to have sick sexual amusement from jumper cables clamped to his pancake nipples.
I just saw pooniferous buying seventeen cans of peanut butter at the grocery store.

I woke up this morning and the hood to my car was open. Pooniferous must had come by last night.
by Pooniferousatemychildren461 March 23, 2011
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Poonted

Very drunk
Yeeee we gonna get hella poonted tonight!
by J Poonted March 14, 2010
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Poonitz

Another meaning for the phrase "Oh crap"
Poonitz! I dropped all of this stuff!
by Kelli Smith June 20, 2007
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poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.
"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"
by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002
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poonteen

A young girl, ages 12-15, who dresses like slut and is often mistaken for an older girl.
Guy 1: Look at that girl. She's hot.

Guy 2: You're sick man. That's poonteen.
by JASAV September 13, 2009
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pooniversary

The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.
What are the ass beads and rubber fist for?
Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?
by Greg Toland April 19, 2018
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