poopie pants

what you call someone who just shit their pants

Hey where did len go? He just shit his pants n'at, damn poopie pants

by Len Jr. February 27, 2009

sleepies and poopies

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.

"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

by kimmmmmmmmmmmay June 3, 2009

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.

Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

pompitous

word invented and made famous by Steve Miller in song "The Joker" also misnomered as "Space Cowboy" that means - splendor, magnificence, suave pageantry

1. Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

2. After years of lacking belief and complaining by the fair cubana, Jim and Dulce shared the pompitous of love and life when they finally got together on the wild west edge.

by jim christ October 6, 2008

Shy Poopie

When you feel the need to poop, but it won't come out, no matter how long you sit on the bowl. Sometimes occurs in public toilets. Also occurs when you feel under pressure to move bowels, like when someone is waiting for you.

I thought I had to take a crap, but nothing came out.

Dude, you had a shy poopie!

by Cheela June 20, 2006

poopicule

pronuciation: 'püp-pic- "kyül

Function: noun

Etymology:

1- the small particles of poop which are released upon emission of flatulence or expulsion of flatus.

2- abbreviation for poop molecule.

3- flatulent matter; often invisible floating particles of poop which may be detected through the olfactory senses.

plural form poopicules

Andre released poopicules unto the unsuspecting masses at the hardcore show.

by .kevino. December 9, 2008

poomsin

coming onto someone with sufficient tekkers

that brer is bare poomsin you get me ?

by tekkersfam123 March 6, 2011