poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

pomeranian

Fluffy little bastard dog that's also very cute.

My rabid pomeranian attacked me last night with it's sharp little teeth

by tartybird February 2, 2004

pooperella

A name for someone for someone who is being an ass... and that person thinks they're Cinderella.

Pooperella: You're so fat, but I'm hot.
Person that hates Pooperellas: Ugh, you're such a Pooperella

by I'm Not a Pooperella January 6, 2008

Cooler Pooper

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.

The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.

by theflagshopisoutofstock September 22, 2011

pomeranian

A breed of dog who is often fluffy, loves attention, and likes to bark a lot. This type of dog is very loving, but spoiled and expects to be pampered. The dog also assumes it is bigger and stronger than it really is.

Your dog must be Pomeranian because he is really fluffy, wants you to hold him all the time,and always barks at me.

by Girlygal1294 December 20, 2016

D.B. Pooper

After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.

Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010

pooperhatch

A Butthole (usually a female's)

"Her pussy was nice, but that pooperhatch stank!"

by Hatcher August 4, 2006