Poopstand

The act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.

*Do not attempt this under any circumstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious shit could happen*

Note: The only reported successful attempts have been by Jay mcGorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, Janelle Parker and Billy Horton. Both retell the story as, "We both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place"

I went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye I see under the side of the stall just some guys' hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. I think he was doing a poopstand.

by Viscoh March 4, 2009

poofstache

A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates.

Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache.

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

pootstank

1. (Original definition) A girl that uses her friends' tweezers to pluck her own eyebrows.

2. (Second definition) A person that smells horrible...smells like a very dirty pig farm in the summer with bubbling boiling hot pig shit, sweaty steaming unwashed vagina, and smegma (fromunder cheese also known as the white stuff that forms under clit hoods and penis heads)

1. (Original definition) Girl, get your own tweezers ya pootstank!

2. (Second definition) FFS! Take a shower you dirty little pootstank, you're stench is offending every one in the room including a 3 mile radius.

by WittilyNastyGal November 29, 2013

PoobStank

the word can be used in any way depending on how you "phrase it"

Tatum is being a total Poobstank

by jaydenjay34ddddddddgffsfgfdsgf July 5, 2020

Pooesta

Poo-es-ta

-noun
1. a midday or afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.
2. a poo party, very similar to a fiesta but with a strong focus on poo, can be used synonymously with group poop in certain instances.

Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

Travis and his 4 groomsmen entered the Vegas casino washroom to find 5 stalls - a perfect match for a pooesta!

by JettSkyler May 28, 2011

poopstank

a very brave rat. he was left on ruw's doorstep, an orphan rat baby, and was subsequently given to mark and released in the wilderness. they say on a cold, dark night you can hear him nibbling, nibbling, nibbling.

"dude did you hear poopstank? he was nibbling all night long. it was really cold and dark"
"hey did see ducci clamping ruw? that shit was meowser. hey poopstank!"

by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.

An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.

by Derek April 7, 2003