poob

a poopy boob, typically when someone squats down and poops on a women's boobs, if you're lucky, youll get the formation of a penis..

hey hayley? can i do a poob session with you?
hey martha, can i make poob with you?

by nipple apple October 2, 2020

Poob

A poop that comes out so solid and clean you don't need to wipe.

Dude I just had the cleanest poob!

by Danny Bauer April 20, 2023

Poob

Duncan Bruce

"Hi, Poob!"

by DJDominatot September 6, 2023

poob

The words poop and boob mixed together paint a picture in your mind of a fat person with boobs covered with poop
Boob+poop=poob

"Dear holy jesus god almighty those boobies are poobies. Hence the word poob."

by Poobie McSpooters January 2, 2009

Poob

Poob is a substance made from (but not limited to); Fecal Matter (shit), Toenail dust, Semen (cum), Piss, Shit, Puss, Snot, Earwax, Eye Crusties, and Water.

(not to be mixed up with the 1985 Ewoks TV show character Ploob)

Wow! I just ate so much Poob!
You know what that's made of right?
HUH?!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Poob

One who is a pubic noob.

"Daniel is a poob."

"You got poobed!"

by ExplodingClowns March 26, 2007

poob

A word you say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Usually as a greeting.

1. Person 1: Poob.
Person 2: Well hello Person 1.

by Tyu June 11, 2006