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Farty Poo

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL
Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.
by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017
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poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004
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poofarty

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity
Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…
by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010
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poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.
"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."
by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009
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poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
by Joetron September 6, 2009
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poofart

poofart is when you poo your pants when you fart
O no did you just poofart
by poofart man the real March 24, 2023
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poofarted

poofarted is the past version of poofart it is when you poo when you fart
yesterday i poofarted on my bed
by poofart man the real March 24, 2023
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