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1. A city in MI. that is ran by predjudice black officials, & police

2. A city in MI. where white people think or wish they were black.

3. A city in MI. where girls like being called hoes

4. A city in MI. where white girls don't say dad they say babydaddy.

5. A city in MI. where someone who never worked a day in their life drives a better car than someone who's worked their entire life.
Pontiac has all kinds of hoes dude.
Pontiac by XXXGspotter July 12, 2009

Pontiac GTO 

400 hp Pontiac musclecar. The last GTO was a fantastic car, but sales were dismal. Three factors are usually sited for poor sales. (1) It's from Australia, not the USA. I think that would be a stupid reason not to buy the car, but, many people are stupid! (2) Looks. It looked good enough to me, but, many complained that it didn't resemble any previous GTOs. (3) Cost. Maybe there should have been a less expensive Tempest V6 (the old GTO was based on the Tempest/LeMans), a 300 hp GTO, and a 400 horse GTO JUDGE (historical name for extra potent GTO).
In street lingo, the Pontiac GTO is known as "GOAT", and a GTO owner, a "Goater".
Pontiac GTO by Bahn, Otto Bahn December 1, 2006
Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.
My Aztek looks lovely, doesn't it?
Pontiac by J September 28, 2004

Camp Pontiac 

The most stunning place in the whole entire world. You made friendships there that last forever and bonds with your whole division. All the girls and boys are so close like family and we can always talk about everything. Red alerts, O.B.S, campfires, treetop, free play, curfew, and family are the reasons why we everyone that steps foot on camp Pontiac loves it it.
Mom (usually from Westchester, long island, or Florida) : "what do you know about camp pontiac?"
Other mom (usually from Westchester, long island, or Florida): "my two oldest children have been going for the past seven years and have made such amazing lifelong friends."
Camp Pontiac by I💜pontiac November 25, 2018

Pontiac 6000 

FWD midsize sedan. A GM A-body made by Pontiac which was discontinued in 1991 (see Buick Century, Chevy Celebrity, Oldsmobile Ciera). They are very reliable cars. Even the old models, which go back to 1982, are very roomy, legally seating up to six with the bench seat in front. For some reason, they were offered with a 2.5L 4-cylinder; apparently they thought having a 4-cyl = better gas mileage. The car is so damn heavy it didn't get much better mileage than the V6 model. Early models, such as the '84, came with a 2.8L V6 and a 3-speed auto. Later ones upgraded to the 3.1 with a 4-speed overdrive.
I bought a 6000 LE for $20. It looked like total shit, but could leave any ricer sitting at the light. Didn't have a muffler either. Upon hearing the engine rev, it was mistaken for an old Mustang. Ownzer.
Pontiac 6000 by Daniel Richards March 18, 2004

Pontiac Parisienne 

A car better than a chevy caprice or impala although it looks exactly the same. If you put it on 20 inch rims, and you add a hood scoop or spoiler it is the most stylish thing since fitted hats or skinney jeans. Any one who drives one should be crowned king of cars.
Pontiac Parisienne
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Pontiac Parisienne by ct ryder September 23, 2009