ponktacology

The science of getting a toddler just a little bit drunk.

Today I gave little Timmy a shot and examined the results for my ponktacology study.

by MasMcFly August 25, 2017

La Pocatiere

A place in Quebec where the mountain haunts your dreams and the fleuve courses through your veins.

Guy 1: I feel like life is a dream guy!
Guy 2: Guy! sounds like you're in La Pocatiere.

by Samizdat September 7, 2006

ponster

Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events

Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"

by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

upside-down pinata

(verb) sexual position that involves hanging one's partner upside-down and then beating them with your erect penis for pleasure. Most commonly practiced on drunken, Friday the 13th nights.

We "upside-down pinata" all night; I think it's true love!

Once you go "upside-down pinata" you never go back.

Last call, "upside-down pinata" anyone?

by mimsterita January 23, 2012

data piñata

Big Data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out.

The Big Data Scientist made a Twitter data piñata and found that Saturdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.

by dgarcia_eu January 16, 2015

Pogative

The midpoint between positive and negative, covering the gray area that often exists when a statement has elements of both positivity and negativity. Sometimes used in the field of mathematics. Closely related to the word tralse.

V: Is the answer positive or negative?
Jerry: It is absolutely pogative.

by Chenimal March 31, 2010

piñata girl

A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.

Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?

DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.

Tony: What a piñata girl!

DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?

by SlingdogMillionaire October 22, 2013