poofoon

A combination of the term ‘poor’ & ‘buffoon’ to create the pejorative: Puffoon/pafoon/poofoon

I got a call from somebody claiming to be from my bank to collect my social security number and account details – I told him he’s wasting his time and to try a better scam with a less intelligent poofoon next time!

by surkmydirk March 6, 2022

Poofolio

The elaborate list of a Poofolist that has purposely gone out of one’s way to shit in multiple new locations while in public.

Tom: hey man how’s that Poofolio?
Steve: ya know what Tom it’s really going swimmingly, I’ve added HomeDepot and Walgreens this week alone.

by Muffmaster6969 January 5, 2024

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

pmofo

Pay-me-or-fuck-off

‘This Goddess’s attention isn’t free so PMOFO’

by KarlyRhodes January 25, 2025

poofouria

That extremely satisfying feeling of pleasure one gets after pooping.

She was in a glowing state of poofouria after dropping a big load in the toilet.

by Kellykism March 8, 2025

Ben pomford

Lily star's personal dick sucker😫😫😫😫😫😫

Gulp gulp Ben pomford I love you

by Unknownsource... October 16, 2021