polling

obsessively checking your mailbox to see if your online acquaintance you're flirting with has emailed you

i can't work properly this morning because i can't stop polling. maybe i should tell my therapist about it.

by emmar December 14, 2008

Pollinator Friendly

1.) A woman who is ready to have sex with just about any decent male available on earth.
2.) A willing sperm recipient.
3.) A sweet, educated, sophisticated girl who doesn't mind having sex with you on her first date, as long as you are decent, clean and disease free.

Claudia is pollinator friendly.

by Shazz Spazz April 11, 2008

Pesce pollotarian

Pesce-pollotarian: someone who only consumes fish and poultry as a meat source, not mammals. It's a combination of a pescetarian and pollotarian. Pesce-pollotarians eat vegatables, but aren't vegetarians.

Pescatarian: someone who eats only fish, never mammals or poultry.

Pollotarian: someone who only eats poultry as a meat source, not fish or mammals.

I'm a Pesce pollotarian, the only meat I eat, is fish or poultry.

by Yoga chick July 9, 2018

plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

Pollinate

To pollinate is to take the pollen from one flower to another so the pollen can fertilize the flower. The egg inside will grow into a seed, which will then grow. Bees, Butterflies and other insects pollinate-but mostly bees.

Oh look our tree has flowers it’s been pollinated

by Ok hun September 10, 2019

Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.

I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?

by Mouskey March 30, 2011

Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

by greddm August 13, 2011