beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011

pikachuing around

To pikachu around is verb describing a state of being.

If you have two sides of a scale, and on the one you’re performing rigorous and annoying work and on the other side, you’re out with your friends having the time of your life, pikachuing around would fall right in the middle +2 toward the having fun side. It’s the state of not doing something annoying, but at the same time not doing something too exciting.

1)The state of not doing work or something annoying.
2)The state of not having a great time.
3)The most popular uses for pikachuing around are often used when you are a) online, b) watching tv or c) walking around aimlessly and also* in a good mood. (* It is key that you are not indifferent, then it would not be pikachuing around).

Please do not consider #3 to be a limitation to the definintion. A wide variety of other uses exists.

Questions about the reference to pikachu in this definition:

“Pikachu” is specifically used due to the fact that the character pikachu himself is always +2 steps above being indifferent; happy go lucky if you will

Jim: So, did ya have big weekend?
Jenny: No, Bill and I just sat around and watched movies all weekend, basically we just pikachued around.”

“Rather than do his work Brandon eneded up pikachuing around for four hours on ESPN.com”

by km254352 December 14, 2007

poaching

Hiking off trail to ski "illegal" or forbidden terrain, or just skiing on closed trails.

"Lets go poach that ledge"
"I got busted poaching so they suspended my season pass."

by LineProfit February 28, 2008

poaching

Doing something you shouldn't do i.e. stealing--- comes from a snowboarding term to go somewhere roped off that you aren't supposed to go into.

I'm poaching my sister's Netflix.

by thecureforthepainisinthepain June 25, 2016

Friend Poaching

The act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. Upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new "friend's" statuses.

dude 1: Hey, it says that we have (insert name) as a mutual friend, how do you know him????

dude 2: ... uhh...

dude 1: dude have you been friend poaching???? Stop poaching my friends bro.

by TRL0 November 9, 2009

Poaching a Hot Tub

1: The act of searching for a hot tub in a nearby area and doing whatever it takes to get in it...whether it be jumping fences or avoiding mean dogs or hotel security.
2: Not stealing a hot tub; more like stealing and enjoying the hot water and company of friends. Taking what you wish was yours.

"Hey man, we gonna go poach a hot tub tonight?"
"So steal it?"
"Nooo! go find one and drink some brews in a nice hot tub, that isn't ours."
"Then hell yeah, we are definitely Poaching a Hot Tub tonight!!"

by wildchildwiththeredhair December 18, 2012