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Pictographer

A person who assumes that because they bought an expensive camera they are a professional photographer.
My wife bought a new dslr and is starting to charge people for pictures. Im worried that she has become a pictographer.
by Komi Kona December 19, 2012
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protographer

protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.
protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !
by Smartycat June 15, 2011
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photographer

person who, despite their best efforts, can't help but to take:
1.) an enormous amount of photos
2.) a normal amount of photos that always turn out to be amazing
aka: shutterbug
~CAUTION~
people might POSE as a photographer;
in reality they are stalking you when they use that long lens to see inside your window
by dominique hamilton December 11, 2006
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Hipster Photographer

A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore
Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.
by Smittylovesbacon December 16, 2011
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Photographer

The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says.
No women will ever do as you say unless you are a photographer
by Maurys Gaucho November 7, 2017
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Photographer

An Artist that takes pictures for a living. Photographers are able to get amazing shots through Candid, Pin-ups, Portraits, ect.

People do call themselves photographers even though they take blurry, meaningless, photographs. These people ruin a great form of art. These people normally can not take critiques for their life, even when they ask for it.
Person 1: Look at this photo I just took! I'm such a good Photographer!

Person 2: This is horrible! This has no meaning let alone any definition! You are no photographer.

Other example

Person 1: I'd love some feed back on my photography.

Person 2: First off, this picture is way to burry. I can't tell what's even in this picture. Also the light is extremely yellow, so I'm guessing this was taken inside at night.

Person 1: I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER!! MY MOM TELLS ME I'M THE BEST!!

Person 3: Lolz you asked for critique
by yourmum234 March 1, 2011
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pornographer

A pornographer is someone who takes photos of naked people.
Person 1: S'up, Im a pornographer - whats your occupation ?

Person2: A dentist :|
by itsssshhhhMEEEE!!!! July 4, 2009
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