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Dirty paddy

The act of shitting in a girls pillow case and whipping round the room blindfolded till you hit her.
The missus was saying we should spice things up in the bedroom she wasn't expecting the dirty paddy
by P money April 3, 2020
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H. Piddy

In the popular viral rap video, Harry Potter in the Hood, the lead, dressed as Potter, refers to himself several times as H. Piddy.

Sample lyric:
"He's a magic man, he puts the hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter
Cuz my name is H. Piddy"

Many young people now use the term when referencing not only the rapper's character in the music video but the character of Harry Potter as well.
Tonight I'm going to make some hot cocoa and read me some H. Piddy.
by H. Piddy June 3, 2011
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Saint Paddy's Day

English term for St Patrick's Day, as an Irish person would never say this.
Trump, Saint Paddy's Day isn't spelt with a double "t" you Muppet. And take that stupid cap off. You look like an eejit.
by PokeyD March 10, 2017
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poody hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
by NCKnobster February 23, 2011
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Poady

- To pikey someones weed or cigarettes

- A Foul smelling odour

- Someone who never has any money
Can I Poady a cigarette mate?

Dude, you need a shower before you do a Poady on us.
by Marigold55 September 6, 2011
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Poody Stew

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.
I'm going to give you some poody stew.
by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
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Plastic Paddy

A Plastic Paddy is someone who claims to be Irish but never actually been to Ireland. Usually these people have a overly romantic view of Ireland. They are surprised when they go to Ireland and discover modern conveniences like shopping centres and WiFi.

They'll often try to claim to be related to a famous Irish king like Brian Boru as if it's something unique even though Brian Boru could potentially have over a million descendants.

They may ask Irish people abroad do they know "Thomas from Cork, or Mary from Kilkenny", as if Ireland is one giant village where everyone knows each other on a first name basis.

They call the Irish language "Gaelic" and often have misspelled tattoos in "Gaelic". It's not uncommon for plastic paddies to mistake elements of Scottish culture with Irish culture such as the wearing of kilts. Calling yourself "Irish" when you have only a modicum of Irish heritage may be way trying to justify your alcoholicism or enhancing your chances of becoming US president.
"That guy is such a plastic paddy, he kept talking to me about his families kilt pattern and I hadn't a fucking clue what he was talking about"
by IMLOOKINGINYOURDOOR October 13, 2021
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