posted+up

1. standing around
2. slangin' at and assigned spot (see slanging)

nigga1: "can u kick it right now?"
nigga2: "naw, can't u see I'm posted+up? maybe later nigga"

by preel08 November 2, 2008

posted

when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.

justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.

by pLaiNLy SW August 6, 2008

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

Arthur the Potted Plant

Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.

Have you seen how big and legal Arthur the Potted Plant has gotten over the years? ECCH!

by Drewsus Christ January 24, 2009

Ported

When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.

Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?

Caroline: Sure man.

Rob: Thanks

Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.

by Bobby Boosha December 31, 2010

pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006

pooted

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself

damn girl you pooted

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019