Porrateo

When someone smokes, drinks, has sex without protection, ect. It all falls under this category. Porrateo is the combination of all crazy fun things a human being can do. A way of living.

"Last night there was some intense porrateo going on at Robert's house."

"Moisty's party is gonna be full of porrateo."

by Skurai November 9, 2012

Porrilicious

(Adjective) One who likes to eavesdrop and gather gossip, even gossip which is absolutely irrelevant to them.

Mohit's porrilicious nature forced him to read his brothers messages.

by Banger1 April 25, 2010

Makin' Porridge

A phrase used in the closing line of an email or verbal communication used to make fun of those who overuse the phrase "cool beans."

Tyler's email read:

Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.

Makin' Porridge.
Tyler

by richard bullard barnes August 9, 2010

tummy porridge

The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.

"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."

by King brosh colington November 13, 2015

Baby Bear's Porridge

A term used to describe something that is "Just Right."

After looking at many coats today, I found one that was Baby Bear's Porridge, so I bought it!

by Dilicious October 27, 2009

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

sex porridge

Sex porridge is the male sex cell basically spunk

im going to sprey my sex porridge all over you!

by WADDO November 2, 2007