Plomping

When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.

The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.

by F023425 May 6, 2013

Ploopin'

Actively possessing nasty, ghoulish ugliness.

Yo, that girl is straight-up ploopin'.

by Clinton Doggett April 27, 2007

Plomping

The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.

Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.

by Raebosss November 18, 2016

Plopping Bunghole

When one person sucks anothers penis until he cums then spits the cum into his/hers asshole, then the two people go bunghole to bunghole and farts the cum into each others assholes, thus making a plopping sound as thr cum bubbles from asshole to asshole

Dude, last night Jenny and I did the plopping bunghole, It did take while to clean all the cum out of our assholes.

by Creamcave December 23, 2018

plomping

To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!

Dude i plomping ur mom last night!

by niggahh_niga_what-what!!! June 16, 2009

plurpin

1. the act of thinking/acting like someone you're not

guy 1: whats up with guy 2? he's acting like a total jackass
guy 3: he's just plurpin
guy 1: he's such a poser...

by mcfatj November 24, 2007

plorking

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.

Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!

by Dilinot August 5, 2009