Plobner

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Absolute Pussy magnet, all the girls want him. Friends with everyone. No one has anything bad to say about him.

Nicholas: Thomas, who is your god?

Thomas: Lord Plobner is my god. I wish I was like him.

by Ferguson On the Iceberguson December 2, 2019

Phobos and Deimos

I bet you didn’t know that Mars had moons. 🌚🌚

Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.

by EpicLLama May 25, 2021

ploob

IT'S FUCKING PLOOB NOT POOB

Doug thinks that ploob is actually FUCKING poob. What a dumb fuck.

by panguite March 21, 2020

Ploob

The CORRECT spelling of a monster from Season 2 Episode 11 of Star Wars: Ewoks.

"A hideous and blood-curdling Ploob!" -Horville

by Jrd64fan March 19, 2020

Phobophobophobia

Being afraid of phobophobia, aka being being afraid of being afraid at being afraid.

person 1: yo i have phobophobophobia.
person 2: haha scare him
person 3: ok.... aaaaaa
person 1: aaaa i'm afraid

aaaaaaa afraid

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

by 21 Steve August 22, 2017

Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

ploomijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

Go ahead and do something productive

I am so bored. ploomijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

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