Plight

A woman who is struggling to keep afloat in her arranged marriage with an older man. Her only outlet in reaching LOW KEY attention is through the constant changing of her WhatsApp profile photo - in the hope of miraculously being noticed and rescued by a new suitor.

Plight examples to follow ...

by MOC Life - spread the word! April 24, 2019

Plightfiddler

Pli.ght.fid.dle.r
n.
1. Taken from the Norsk word Pligfleck, which mean to masturbate violently. The meaning of this word is a connundrum of people who fail to grow out of obsessions with FHM and graduate to soft porn.
2. Cunt

"For christ's sake! Rob, Paul and Shaun are such Plightfiddlers!"

by How it is April 6, 2005

Plightfiddler

A soft cheese and faecal matter salad dish that is quite often served with breads (preferably Italian) or fish. Popular with elderly couples.

1. A retirement home have a field trip to a Subways. They say "Can we all have a 6" plightfiddler on Italian please, twenty times, four with mayo please? And can you hold the onions in two. Thankyou."
2. Dave Wanckers

by Andrew or Simon April 7, 2005

plight war

what happens when two people in a bad situation compare plights in an attempt to outdo each other........often at large gatherings intended for celebration

Trey: Hey bro, mom and grandpa have been in there talking for three hours! What's going on?

Mike: Dude, they're just having another plight war....

Trey: Lame

Mike: Uberlame

by Choir girl December 9, 2008

Plidht

Verb. Action.

The sound one makes when sucking their teeth.

You get on my damn nerves! *Plidht* you hear the sound.

by todos en usted June 11, 2009

Pliff

When someone farts and pees at the same on accident.

I just pliffed a little and then realized I had to go to the bathroom.

by Napsalot November 4, 2020

Plifking

When a man who looks uncommonly like a monkey has their balls sucked by someone from worcestershite. Rare in the most part but common in the year 2006 around the area of north-west edinburgh in scotland.

"Murray well wants to drop Green Wing off at Jess's to get a good plifking."

by Civor May 19, 2006