plates

P= Pussy
L= Legs
A= Ass
T= Tits (boobs)(breast)(normandy)
ES= Erection Starter

damn that bitch has p.l.a.t.e.s.!!!!

by Big Ass Blunt March 28, 2005

On a plate

A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.

“Do you wanna go to on a plate?”
“Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “

by On a plate ambassador September 3, 2021

Plate

noun plate: a person with rather wide and short male genetalia
verb to plate: what a plate likes to do with his 'plate' (if you catch me drift ;) )

'he was tunneling into you like thunderbird four with his plate!!!!'
'what a PLATE!!!'

by Julia Reynolds March 12, 2007

Plate

Overall if a girl is flat; she could be flat chested or she could have a flat ass.

Front Plate - Flat Chested

Back Plate - Flat Ass

"the new girl is such a plate"

"the new girl is front plate"

"the new girl is back plate"

by Reider (helped no) February 20, 2014

plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.

I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.

by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008

Plated

Totally and uterly steaming(drunk)

I was totally plated last night!

by Adrian Roworth October 8, 2004

Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.

That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute

by Shewmanga February 10, 2017