Pawleys Plantation

a gated, virtually all white community situated on a golf course in Pawleys Island, South Carolina, located to the south of Myrtle Beach. Many residents of Pawleys Island are middle aged transplants from the north and midwest of the U.S., who claim to have moved south "for the warm weather," "to be near the beach," or "to play more golf." Yet many of these same people seem to see nothing morally wrong about living in a neighborhood whose name contains the word "plantation," which for anyone with any kind of a liberal mind evokes horrific images of slavery and racial segregation.

Pawleys Plantation has a staff of guards at the front gate, twenty-four hours a day, every day of the year.

by D.S. Credito March 11, 2015

uniformed panty raid

These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.

"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008

the Pantygon

This describes romantic affairs involving defense employees around the Pentagon.

Susie was involved with a colonel at the Pantygon!

by I, Wreckerrr January 12, 2021

South Town Face Plant

Slang for eating a chick's pussy. Another way of saying "going down town" on a woman who wants her clitoris and labia minora given oral stimulus to bring her to orgasm. Can apply to either a man or another woman performing cunnilingus to the recipient woman.

Mike: "I can't stand it! I wanna' give Irene the South Town Face Plant, like right now!"

Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

panty-peeler

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.

a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.

by melshore August 17, 2009

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

panty dancer

A man willing to crossdress in order to gain sexual gratification from a female.

John became my panty dancer when he slipped on my thong, exposing his firm ass, exceleratingmy arousal.

by ~XO~ February 23, 2008