Skip to main content

planting seeds

when a man talks to a bunch of girls letting them all know he likes them but doesnt get to deep so he can keep his options open.
dude"hey what where you talking to ashley about?

dude # 2" just planting seeds"
by sebastan vrontisis February 16, 2009
mugGet the planting seeds mug.

family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
mugGet the family planning mug.

planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up
person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you
by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006
mugGet the planting seeds mug.

planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)
I've heard she's great at planting tulips.
by killer September 16, 2003
mugGet the planting tulips mug.

planking

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.
Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.
by Frankie1969 June 15, 2011
mugGet the planking mug.

planking

Parkour for people who can't move fast
Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.
by TehChingsta June 14, 2011
mugGet the planking mug.

Planking

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".
Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.
by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011
mugGet the Planking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email