Paff Knackery

A form of bullshit or nonsense.

I'm sick and tired of all your bullshit and paff knackery. You never make sense.

Collect all your personal items and other assorted paff knackery and get into the car

by Zabaduage July 17, 2020

Bermuda Platform

An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank

We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.

by Island Brooio May 20, 2022

Plamf

Someone who sniff's underwear. Usually a pair of granny pants that have not been washed yet

Dean! You're such a plamf!

by GemmikaBaby July 28, 2010

Platform 9&3/4

The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.

Man I toked two blunts and now I'm chillin on Platform 9&3/4.

by The Army Brat February 20, 2011

Playford

Used to define a Bad ass, Awesome, Amazing, Attractive, witty, smart, ballsy, outright Hilarious, wise and great All around Person.
Most of them have Schlongs.

That Person is a Real Playford,

Guy 1: See that Guy over there? He's a Real Funny guy.
Guy 2: Oh Yeah He's a Playford, Didn't you know that?

by Playford June 4, 2011

pwaffle

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009

platforms

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

by the pretender October 21, 2003