Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.

I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

pinging

take a pinger and you will be pinging (MDMA, KET, COCAINE)

Louis "Oh my days Cameron, You're pinging well hard"
Cameron Marsh *chewing his cheek*

by Cameron420marsh November 20, 2019

pingupingu1

the username of a child who's favourite show's name was taken and had to improvise. Whoever has a name like this one is probably a 7 yr old playing roblox

yeah that kid's roblox user is pingupingu1
what a simp

by short_person May 17, 2021

Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.

The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

pinching her finch

When a woman plays with the firm part between her vagina and her butt .

This is an optional and a supplementary masturbation technique a woman will sometimes use .

by Hef September 5, 2005

Pinching the Tent

When one puts his hands in his pockets and covers his genitals, to hide an erection.

John was Pinching the Tent all during his presentation today

by Kyyrro June 10, 2015

pithing

Pithing is a style of dance most common to folk rock music. It is often celtic in style with strong elements of irish dancing often involving pronounced leg movements.

she was doing some great pithing on the dance floor last night

by MrHahei October 25, 2010