ping test

When you slap a woman's tits to see how resilient they are.

I gave that bitch the ole ping test, and her pastry bags felt like oatmeal.

by ohbitchyounasty February 21, 2017

ping off

The ultimate disappearing act of a person and all of the wreckage of their life. To be banished, along with all of ones belongings and every trace of ones existence into a realm that is so far off the map that your pings are not on the radar.

Example: Andreas, ping off to your room.

Example: Mike: Hey Joe, what happened to that crazy girl you were dating?"
Joe: "I pinged her off."

by Tomazon April 13, 2014

De Pinga

Ignore the definition that states that "De Pinga" is used to express awe; never do that haha. If you say that something is "de pinga", it means that it is difficult, terrible, nasty, etc. Very popular vulgar expression among Cubans and Cuban-Americans.

"Oye, la cosa en Cuba esta de pinga asere"
"Dimelo a mi que tengo al puro enfermo en Luyano"

"De pinga bro, they just gave me a speeding ticket"

by socopacetic October 28, 2021

pingly

Another name for a finger.

“He tried to pop my gum bubble with his pingly”

by Brandy15 April 6, 2020

ping palm

Pingpalm is a game played on a ping pong table with a standard ping pong ball. This game involves catching the ball then throwing it back over the net, in a rally with an opponent. To win a point, the ball must hit both sides of the table, and hit the floor. If caught, the play continues.
For additional rules and information go to pingpalm.weebly.com and not pingpalm.com because WE ARE THE ORIGINAL CREATORS OF PING PALM AND THEY ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!WE WERE THE CREATIVE ONES IN THIS SITUATION AND THEY COPIED US!!!!!

I won a ping palm tournament.

by pingpalm.weebly.com December 30, 2014

Fatlos/(piglos)

A fatty,ugly,bitch form New world prep( mckee)and trash at soccer name carlos.

Hey you eat to much, your such a fatlos/(piglos)

by Carlos's fat ugly mom November 1, 2019

The machine that goes ping

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.

"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

by RepelHistory September 26, 2005