Pinecone Kid

1) A kid with down syndrome whos job is to sell pinecones. He offers quality pinecones that are edible for anything.

2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan

Pinecone Kid: Sir you want to buy a pinecone?

Wall:

Pinecone Kid: Sir are you there? Sir?

Pinecone Kid by Jet February 25, 2005

Pinecone phenomena 

When you want to fuck your dead Nan but your dead fish tries to cock block you

The fish’s name has to be Barry for this to work

Hey Nan , wanna do the Pinecone phenomena

Pinecone phenomena by 720tickshotter January 17, 2019

Urban Pinecone 

When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.

Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.

While walking downtown, Bob stepped on an Urban Pinecone. A miserable look crossed his face.

Urban Pinecone by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

pinecone 

The kind of shit which involves tear-jerking pain and spiked feces coming out of your asshole. This is arguably the most horrible form of shit. It feels as if there is something slicing your bowels as you force it out of your bum.

"ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH"
"Johnny, are you okay?!"
"I HAVE PINECONES COMING OUT OF MY RECTUM, LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

pinecone by @____________________________@ November 5, 2009

Philidelphia Pinecone 

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

Philidelphia Pinecone by Tom Progression October 3, 2008

Pennsylvania Pinecone 

The Pennsylvania Pincone is a risque sexual maneuver. It involves a man, woman and a pinecone from Pennsylvania. This takes place before the man or woman finishes, normally the male initiates this super sensual trick. As you are "getting it on" ...slip out and take the haggard pinecone shove it up either the anus or the 'gina' then dropkick the region of entry. Then the male re-enters and finishes up.

I gave my chick the pp(Pennsylvania pinecone) last night.

Pennsylvania Pinecone by Jack Me Hoffman May 14, 2007

sit on a pinecone 

A very popular insult among people, because it hurts like a muddafukka

Dammit Gerald go sit on a pinecone!

sit on a pinecone by Holytotte May 22, 2016