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Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.
John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock
by RandyPancake November 10, 2010
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pillocking pillock

An expression for someone who is an especially annoying pillock. It was used in an episode of Friday Night Dinner.
by QuackingEldrich_101 July 11, 2021
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The Crimson Pollock

The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.
After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.
by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012
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Pillockory

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.
Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory
by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009
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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
by Alio February 9, 2010
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Jackson Pollock

When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017
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plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
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