free poning it 

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.

Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.

free poning it by Larla June 29, 2017

Phosing 

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

Phosing by ManKitten November 5, 2010

Phonin' 

The act of playing music through the loudspeaker of one's mobile phone. Usually done in public places, usually really pisses-off 99% of people near the offender.

The guy on the bus was phonin' until someone punched him in the face!

Phonin' by thedodgymonkey August 20, 2009

Proning

Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..

Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing

Proning by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013

Phonting 

The act of dating someone at a specific day and time over the phone instead of in person; usually a routine.

Thasha: Hey, what is MinBoy doing?
ThaMeel: He's phonting outside right now, better not disturb.

Phonting by ThaMeel May 21, 2019

Pooning 

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

Pooning by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

pooning 

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

pooning by The Poon King March 11, 2008