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phobeismist

1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.

2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studying political correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.

Derived from phobe, ism, and ist.
My friend at Berkeley is studying hard to become a professional phobeismist.
by Unframeofmind November 26, 2019
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Problem Glasses

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.
With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!
by wldsznn May 17, 2016
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When an individual is having issues with electronics that are sometimes trivial and usually a rare occurrence to the average user. This is sometimes described as a phenomenon of which only savvy and experienced tech gurus experience. The more frequent the tech issues appear, the more likely you're facing "Tim Problems".
Well, sir, no one else is having this issue. I apologize for the inconvenience but this sounds like definite Tim Problems.
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you problem

Strictly not a "me" problem.
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Phablet

A huge phone that looks like a tablet, thus being given the name phablet! Ex: Galaxy note...
Hey Michael whats that you got there?? "Thats my phablet bro"
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probletunity

An opportunity that arises when a problem has to be solved. The opportunity may give rise to benefits that are unrelated to the problem being solved.
The rising cost of gasoline creates a market for alternative energy sources. This creates an probletunity for developing and marketing electrically powered hybrid vehicles to replace cars totally reliant on petrol and diesel. This will save on co2 emissions, which contribute to the greenhouse effect, and thus may reduce global warming.
by Ezy Helper March 26, 2008
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Peesh Problems

When you wake up and your penis is stuck to your leg
by Turd Burglar 2 March 4, 2012
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