Phlonkerton

A sport/game created back in the day in which contestants get as close to an oncoming ocean wave as possible without getting splashed. The object of the game is to reach out and touch the wave without the wave touching you. This game is most enjoyable when tripping under the moonlight at Point Dume. It is named after its creater Sir Francis Chad Phlonkerton III.

"When I play Phlonkerton its not about the money or the fame. Its all about touching that wave."

by Ace Siggle January 14, 2009

phlouer

the CORRECT way to spell flower

“phlouerz are so pretty”

by .-.retard.-. December 3, 2020

Phloged

When you are burnt to a crisp by a braindead Pyro using a Phlogistinator in Team Fortress 2

"This dumb fucking Pyro just phloged me"

by MurderRoach March 30, 2021

phluke

when one individual realizes something about a person or something a person do is odd

Shawty you phluke as fuck for cheating on my bro

bro yo shirt looking phluke as a bitch

by tae3 & a1 July 21, 2021

Phoke

Abbreviation of Phone Stroke;
When someone misspells multiple words in a row on a phone keyboard

i fujubg lve rgubarbhs
i hjd a phoke
fuck

by skieem August 2, 2022

phlower me

It comes from the saying "give me my flowers while I wake".

If you really like my new my post phlower me baby.

by ladonnarey August 22, 2022