phlampshoeus

pronounced (fu-lamp-shoe-us)

The act of being of trying to be black.

Tom: Aye nigga whats up cuz!?!?

Bill:Stop being phlampshoeus.

Tom: What NIGGA?!? IM BLACK!

Bill: Dude, you listen to Taylor Swift and live in Beverly Hills

Tom: YO MOMMA NIGGA

by SuperJosh467 April 7, 2010

Phlarping

The act of making involuntary noises by having another person blow into your mouth. The mouths must have an air tight seal (a la CPR) for a phlarp to take place. The sound is best described as gorilla-esque.

Man, Susie and I were making out and all of a sudden we started phlarping!

by bunkylady April 20, 2010

phlapz

The labia or other skin folds that hang from the undercarriage of a woman.

Man.. that bitch has manky phlapz!!!!11!1

by Dugle July 25, 2008

phlapz

The labia or other folds of skin that hang from the undercarriage of a woman.

Man.. that bitch has some manky phlapz!!1!

by Dugle Henrick March 6, 2008

Pharphall

The act of spending the night in another persons bed with a woman who is not interested in you and attempting to get some with said female, after failure proceeding to ejaculate in the bed. Often, but not always, while high.

Dude, Dennis and Emily spent the night in my bed and he totally pharphalled all over my sheets.

by Bojanglin' Fool September 29, 2009

Polarpescatarian

A person who eats any meat but fish. Not a type of vegetarianism

Marty is a polarpescatarian because he hates seafood

by chickeechickeeboomboom November 23, 2017

phlap

The noise Jon's lopsided sac makes, to reduce friction.
It also functions as a kind of cow bell, to alert Tim's mom that Jon is ready to mate.

*phlap phlap phlap*
Look! It's Jon!

by -- March 19, 2004