Piona

A misspelled Version of Piano. Used by dumb people wich like watching Hentai

Do you like Piona
No, I don't like to watch Hentai

by OliveDummkopf66 December 11, 2021

Phonaphobic

Fear of Talking on the Telephone.

You're not REALLY Phonaphobic...You just don't want to hear my endless trivial babble...Admit it!

by RogerZero March 5, 2009

phonak

phonak is used instead of the word cool or anything that means cool.

that party was so phonak Bitch!

by t-macrapalicious September 8, 2005

Phonad

Phonad - a person who makes silly phonecalls and won't get off the line. Often confused with a dork. Most telemarketers are Phonads.

I was going to call you, but this stupid Phonad called and wouldn't get off the line

by Zorin May 26, 2010

phonalingus

having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone

Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.

by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011

Phonat

one of the weirdest, freshest and all around amazing electronic music artists from the past decade.

Duder 1: hey, have you ever listened to Phonat?
Duder 2: Who the hell is that?

by SpaghettiLord January 7, 2012

Phonatose

An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.

The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.

The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.

Hello, hello! She can't hear you, she's phonatose.

by Scribling May 21, 2013