philosophy

pointless verbose bloviating

mind and ego masturbation often to a state of ecstatic psyche ejaculation which often splashes onto ignorant passers by who are very often easily impressed by this process due to their own woeful ignorance

a bullshit artist (see standup philosopher)

philosophy is tantamount to fucking yourself in your own ass through meditation and yoga

usually philosphy leads to mass murder on the grandest scale

by sick fucks February 16, 2005

philosophy

A study of meaningless things for no apparent reason, funded by you... the taxpayer.

you are philosophising again....

by yev June 6, 2003

philosophy

also see "Philliposophy"

...there aint none

by philliposophy November 18, 2003

philosophy

The theoretical ramblings of dead people. Can and has been used to justify anything and everything from communism to nazism. Many of the so-called 'enlightenment' philosophers quoted today were the same ones Hitler read. Can reason from a preposition, but cannot tell weather the preposition is true or not, so its useless. The love of human "reason", which always leads to trouble.

Tim quoted the philosopher to appear smart at the diner party.

by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004

philosophy

The art of finding complicated things to worry about so that the less complicated things seem less troublesome.

-I don't care what I have for lunch today, I've nearly figured out how religion could be a product of evolution.

-So this cold pizza'll do?

-Shshh.

by Dirk April 8, 2005

philosophy

philosophy contains an accurate opinion of ones beliefs & views of the world someone who studies philosophy is titled a philosopher seeing as the words are similar. :Ps please ad this i put good intentions and effort into this

that philosopher is now discussing the topic of what is beauty.Philosophy is and opinion

by "words" August 22, 2020

philosophy

Logical reasoning to determine nature of reality, basis for all truth including science and the scientific method. All fact and scientific conclusions must square with philosophical reasoning.

That conclusion can't be right because philosophically it is illogical

by wes July 24, 2003